I would just like to take this time to congratulate Jonathon Broxton on single handedly destroying the Dodgers chances at post season play. For the past year JB has been our go to set up man. His arm was unstoppable. So much so that Broxton hadn't given up a home run in more than a year, but he has given up six in a month AND in back-to-back games twice. Glad we could count on you when it really matters!
I could blame it on one of two things. He claims that his pitching arm is sore. Which of course could happen to a guy who throws 98MPH fastballs all season. Or we could blame it on a little known disease that has infected the Dodger clubhouse before. Alyssa Milano's vagina. Just ask Brad Penny and Russell Martin, victims of the Milano curse. I of course have no knowledge of her actually dating Broxton, but his slump is clearly an exhibit of the STD known as Milano.
She claims to be a Dodger fan, but Alyssa...for the love of the team, please take your vagina down to
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Please tell me she didn't REALLY boink Russell Martin.
I wrote about her this week too. So tired of her and her cougar vagina.
TOO funny! LOL
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